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haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

(via clotpoles-vulcans-cannibals)

i’m s o r r y.

          did i step on your m o m e n t?

(Source: rromanoffs, via ironmarn)

You will stay who you are, not a perfect soldier, but a good man.

(Source: eomers, via ironmarn)

00davo:

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

(via clint-the-hawkguy)

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

(via coldaether)

savvylikenahhh:

I want more fat characters who aren’t comic relief

(via genderfluidfairy)

toyota:

chaparro26:

toyota:

No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu

I like to keep it clean but a Lil smelly :) It still need to taste like Dick otherwise its just like ur sucking a fat finger lol

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(via coldaether)

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

(via coldaether)

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